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megafae asked: ATTACK OF THE TWO FOOT MONKEY!

…I’m sure, somewhere in the world, this has context.

Heh. Context…

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megafae asked: Fair point about the age thing.

And they look very similar. Pythons, that is. It's hard to tell them apart. I couldn't do it without a reference.

Even WITH a reference, I don’t think I’d be able to tell. I’m not very well versed on snakes. I love them, and all, but I don’t know much…

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megafae asked: He's 22 years older than I am. But absolutely gorgeous.

In any case, Nagini is a reticulated python, the boa constrictor released from the zoo was actually a Burmese python. They're playing with our minds. Plus, Voldy found Nagini in Albania, didn't he?

Since when has age affected a crush?

It’s possible Nagini got lost on the way to Brazil… I don’t know. Mum and I are arguing fiercely about this. I think they looked pretty similar in the movies, and I don’t recall a detailed description of Nagini in the books… But when have I been reliable?

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natreides:

lovelives4ever:

sempershelbymarie:

“Yes, it’s rather funny, really, that next to no one realized the snake that Harry set free in Philosopher’s Stone turned out to be Voldemort’s final Horcrux, Nagini.”
—JK Rowling 

(My mind is blown…) 

O.K.A.Y WEIRD ..

But that snake was nice!!!

What bugged me is that Nagini’s a python… she’s not supposed to be venomous. But that is really cool. And now I feel retarded.

(Source: yourreckoningg, via battle-born)

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megafae asked: Uh ... so I have fallen in love with Alan Tudyk. Don't tell anyone.

^.^ Your secret’s safe with me. But your chances dwindle, as I, too, confess my adoration for this wonderful man.

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Alright, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Cave Johnson

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I bought two really old books with piano music yesterday. They’re gorgeous. My untuned, scratched, chewed (by the dog, and my ferrets) and generally icky piano just doesn’t do them justice.

I bought two really old books with piano music yesterday. They’re gorgeous. My untuned, scratched, chewed (by the dog, and my ferrets) and generally icky piano just doesn’t do them justice.

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Whilst at my friend’s place Monday morning, this exchange took place.
Me: *Wakes up*
Friend: What do you want to do today?
Me: I don’t know.
Friend: We could go to :local park:.
Me: Yeah, we could go for a walk…
Friend: We’ll think about it over breakfast.
*We go out for breakfast, and find several bags of styrofoam peanut-things for packing- you know the ones*
Friend: *Stands, staring in awe*
Me: …We’re using these to make Hogwarts.

And we finished an entire wall. We spent several hours working on it. Ran out of time…

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Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we’re postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we’ve got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You’ll know when the test starts.
Cave Johnson

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